Hey Sister!

Usually I only write song parodies about the pets, but every once and a while I find one that sums up someone perfectly. I'm working on one for Ryan and another for Ringo, but I haven't perfected them yet. I found one for myself, however, that was just too easy:

The following is "Hey Sister!" an HR Assistant's parody of "Fake ID" from footloose (for reference, the NOB is what we call the North Office Building):

Hey, I've been calling all over the square

On my desk-phone wearin' it out

And I've finally tracked you down

Hey, everybody says you're the one

The final piece to get this done

You got my numbers and I got to run

Well I know that you got it

Come on and just get it

Got clout in my department

You know I gotta get it

Hey Sister won't you get me a new ID

There's a hire in the list that I'm dying to see

I got my hurry and you got what I need

Hey Sister won't you get me a new ID

Hey, don't even think about tellin' me no

It's only twenty minutes till the old guy goes

Hey Sister turn it over let's go

No, I ain't gonna fill out workfront

Just make sure that number’s in front

So those directors don't stall my hunt

And don't go get lazy

Though my memory’s hazy

Don't dilly dally

I gotta go and add up my tally

Hey Sister won't you get me an access key

There's a guy in the NOB that I'm trying to see

I got my meeting and you got what I need

Hey Sister won't you get me an access key

Here's my number, now get me on my way

Gonna push my idea to the top of the page

Hey Sister won't you rid me of this ID

There's a guy in this list that I don’t need to see

I got my screenshot and you got what I need

Hey Sister, hey Sister!

Hey Sister won't you get me a cleared ID

There's a gal for the film that we’re dying to see

We got a channel and you got what we need

Hey Sister won't you get me a cleared ID

Hey Sister won't you find me a different ID

There's a digit in this row that I don’t like to see

I got my hurry and you got what I need

Hey Sister won't you find me a different ID

Hey Sister, hey Sister!